officialunitedstates:

take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level

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squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

(via she-screams-silently)

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via dysfunctionalism)

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan
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jackbarakatofficial:

Zack Merrick has been nominated for the “Best Bassist” award and I think we should all vote for him to show that he means something to all of us. I think we have all seen the post about an All Time Low fan who says Zack means nothing to her and shouldn’t be a part of the band and I think this is a great way to show him we do appreciate him and what he does. Although there are some very talent bassists here and they are all worth voting for, I think Zack deserves to get a vote and we should all do that for him here.
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thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

(Source: deanwinchesteroffiicial, via qu4ntumflvx)

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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

Jennifer Lawrence on her ‘special talents’ 
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